Adventures of a Wandering Thirtysomething

Driving around town in Lebanon today (where Cracker Barrel is headquartered), I saw a beat up truck with a bumper sticker that read "Freedom wasn't won with a registered gun". This was strategically placed right next to a "Don't Mess With Texas" sticker. The best part was all of this was next to a big ol' handicapped license plate, which in Tennessee is just a free pass for obese people to avoid walking the extra steps they so desperately need to take as they head into the Waffle House.

Tennessee hicks...home sweet home.